fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

daffodilwords:

me on a first date

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

starbuckers:

I drew these on with a permanent marker and now my mom is mad

starbuckers:

I drew these on with a permanent marker and now my mom is mad

[1/?] video games - Assassin’s Creed II

I thought I was beyond this. But I'm not. I've waited too long,
lost too much. Requiescat in Pace, you bastard!

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing